I am so starved for human connection that I seriously considered asking the furniture delivery man if he would like to stay for dinner. Also I’ve decided to get married. Doesn’t matter who he is. Dude just needs to come over here right now and move all of these boxes to the other room. 🖤

Sick of this dude but he’s all I’ve got right now so I dress him up in Gucci every morning and tell him he’s pretty because somebody has to.

#GucciTheRitual

There’s a little over a week left in Mental Health Awareness Month and I just want to encourage you all to scream into the universe if that’s how you feel, eat a candy bar if you need one, watch TV until your eyes water when you can’t stop thinking about the pandemic, buy stuff you can’t afford as the prolonged isolation starts to really get to you, and give yourself a break from picturing your own death and the death of everyone you know for a day or two — but don’t stop being vigilant.

Social distancing is hard. Quarantine sucks. Being alone constantly is intense — and you’re doing great! Keep going. This won’t last forever, but right now it’s all we can do to keep each other safe.

I appreciate those of you who are taking this seriously. I see you. 💙