Packing my house while I nurse this bottle of zero proof whiskey on the rocks. Thanks, Ritual Zero Proof! So good.💋

#Sober

I am so starved for human connection that I seriously considered asking the furniture delivery man if he would like to stay for dinner. Also I’ve decided to get married. Doesn’t matter who he is. Dude just needs to come over here right now and move all of these boxes to the other room. 🖤