Aug 1, 2025 Comments Off on As a songwriter, I have one rule:
As a songwriter, I have one rule: I always say it to the person before I write it in a song. If I feel that I can’t speak some truth to you first, I won’t sing it about you after.
Art imitates life.
Fiction imitates memory.
Avoidance imitates heartbreak.
I suppose if you can’t tell the difference when it matters, the next best thing is a metaphor.
Feb 5, 2022 Comments Off on Ok this statement from Focus on the Family is the funniest shit I have ever seen in my entire life.
“Certain things are so blatantly offensive that they require no warning. At some point they cease to be vile and cross over into the realm of the merely ridiculous. A quick glance at homosexual pop singer Logan Lynn’s song titles is enough to tell consumers everything they need to know about his work.” – Focus on the Family (2/4/22)
My friend pretended to be a concerned parent in order to get this statement from the music reviews division of James Dobson’s anti-gay evangelical Jesus cult, after hearing me talk about how Focus on the Family’s Parental Guidance Magazine was the only way I discovered secular music as a sheltered Christian kid growing up in said cult, last week on the radio. 🤣🏆
I’m framing the email they sent her, as well as the official statement she got the queer-hating Family Research Council to issue about me and my music. Nothing has ever been funnier, y’all.
Listen to what all the homosexual fuss is about at www.LoganLynn.gay and burn in Hell for an eternity!
