Playing that good, old-fashioned computer music tonight. No instruments here this evening, kids. It’s all programming, buttons, knobs and laptops — but this song gave me my career, so I respect the machines that made it. All love for the indie pop robots.

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‪I would say the most common pandemic experience I’ve been having is accidentally watching one of these shirtless home workout videos y’all keep posting, screaming “OH GOD, NO!!!” into the universe while it plays, then eating a bagel. Sometimes two bagels.‬

THE END.