I am so starved for human connection that I seriously considered asking the furniture delivery man if he would like to stay for dinner. Also I’ve decided to get married. Doesn’t matter who he is. Dude just needs to come over here right now and move all of these boxes to the other room. 🖤

‪I invested in a ton of zero proof (non-alcoholic) booze and have re-introduced fancy nightly cocktails into my life during quarantine. It has honestly been great.

If you feel like you want a drink but aren’t interested in slowly poisoning yourself with alcohol, I highly recommend. Ritual Zero Proof makes this killer gin alternative that tastes like the real thing and has all of the kick, but none of the kill. 🤘‬