Today has been busy (mainly with Christmas robbery stuff, tbh) but now I’m back to drinking mocktails and shamelessly promoting this KRS holiday record that just came out mere hours ago!

Get it HERE

If anyone in Portland recognizes this person, hit me up.

HERE’S THE FULL VIDEO AS WELL AS MY POLICE STATEMENT

(Holiday robbery update: All of the stores whose packages were stolen have issued replacements, which are en route as I type this. All’s well that ends well. ✌️)